MONDAY NIGHT MANA!

Chewebacca vs  Balrog (Vega)

Evening ladies and gentlemen we begins tonight entertainment with a grudge match between a pretty boy and a furry man dog. Chewie caused all kinds of havoc during Vegas last match first assualting vega then swamp thing causing the match to go into DQ. Theres the bell and the match begins.  Vega is using his greater speed to try to stay and the walking rugs reach with light strikes as he runs from one corner to the other.  There is blood on the mat as Vega slices chewies knee cap . Vega bounces of the rope to gain speed and wait Chewebacca clothes line vega  dropping him to the mat.  Chewie puts vega into the wookie bowcaster making Vega cry out in pain.  You can hear the vegas shoulders snap out of thier sockets  and we have it Vega is calling for a end to the match.

Winner Chewebacca.

Optimus Prime vs Solomon Grundy

This match is between a giant robot and a part plant part zombie monster. Only here folks can such a sentence be uttered. Theres the bell. Grundy comes out strong bull rushing the leader of the autobots and actually managing to push Optimus back to the ropes.  Unfortantly for Grundy the grapple plays into optimus plans as he transforms trapping Solomon Grundy underneath him . Theres the pinfall we have a winner. Optimus Prime

Winner Optimus Prime

Captain Condom vs Luke Skywalker

This cruiserweight match is to the first blood and the lightsaber is out and the condom has been ripped and thanks to the SW: ToR rules lightsabers can now cause bleeding damage . We have a winner.

Winner Luke Skywalker

Cthullu vs Riddick

We go into the locker room for this bout . The cultist have just finished summoning the old one and have stabbed out their own eyes. So far a great start to a match.  Riddick makes a surpise attack to Cthullus back  jumping from the rafters letting his knives slice into the green skinned behometh. Cthullu roars in mild annoyance shaking his body in attempt to throw the weird eye bastard. Cthullu smashes through the first wall of the building slaming himself backwards trying to dislodge riddick but to no luck. And another and another thats it the building is collapsing . Chtullu is using his wings to fly up into the atmosphere he is up to a few hundred feet and he starts to falling backwards . He crashes into the ground with Riddick still on his back knocking Riddick out cold. Thats the match

Winner Cthullu

Lara Croft vs Starbuck

A hardcore women's match tonight. Lara Croft comes dressed out in the roman gladiator armor  and Starbuck in her flight suit. Lara pulls her sword and straight into the gut of the space farer. Call the medics folks the match is over.

Winner Lara Croft.

Test Phase vs HoSgaJ

The cage has been brought down for this 2 on 2 match . Uncle Fester tries to distract Worf and Fankies monster while Doc is trying to rig somethign to the cage muttering about  gigawatts but its to no avail as this is defiantly not a case of brains over brawn as the two first over power the bald headed freak and uses his limp body to batter Doc Brown.

Winner HoSgaJ